Blog For Free!
Archives
Home
2005 September
2004 June
2004 April
2004 March
My Links
Babyblu's Blog
GCJ's Blog
More than just a mommy.
Dans Blog. Great Writer.
Jepels Page. A Gentlemans gentleman. :P
tBlog
My Profile
Send tMail
My tFriends
My Images
Sponsored
Blog
ebaycom
|
| Sleep!!! I need some fucking sleep,an hour or two at most... then im off to the beach!!! |
| 03.31.04 (12:58 pm) [edit] |
wow cant believe thats its already about quarter to 5 in the morning. i have just finished reading the newest book of terry goodkind. it just keeps on getting better and better.
anyway im off to sleep now. still have to wake up in an hour or so to pack my things, coz im headed to the beach with my girl in about 7 hours. i probably wont be able to post anything in 3 days so bye all.
|
|
|
| |
| Want to get to know me? Read this. |
| 03.31.04 (6:25 am) [edit] |
All About Me…
Personal
Name: Edmund Falgui
Home Address: 25 __ ___ Quezon city
Last four numbers of your phone: 88 16
Today’s Date:Jan 2004
Place of Birth:Quezon city
Date of Birth:Aug 15 1981
Astrological Sign: Leo
Profession: B.A.T.M.
Education:College Level
Height:5'10"
Weight:230
Hair Color:Dark Brown
Eye Color:Brown
Distinguishing Marks: I got a helluva lot of moles
Blood Type: o
Allergies:none
Historical
Mothers First Name:Ma. Teodorica
Fathers First Name:Edmundo
Siblings’ Names:Roselle, Francesca, Kimberly, Nicole
Family Comes From:Philippines
Famous Relatives/Ancestors: My great grandfather
Favorites
Favorite Color:Red
Dream Pet (regardless of size or circumstance e.g. unicorn, whale, Dragon): Drake
A Flower You Would Like To Grow In Your House: tulips
Lucky Number:13
A Smell That Makes You Pause: Shitty smells
A Taste That Makes You Melt:chocolate
A Hobby That Occupies Your Time: reading
A Sport That You Enjoy Watching: all extreme sports
A Sport That You Enjoy Playing: Arnis
A City You Would Love To Visit: Athens
A Country You’d Like To Explore:Egypt
Your Favorite Meal: Adobo
A Drink You Often Order: San Mig Light
A delicious Dessert:Blueberry cheesecake
A Game You Like To Play: all kinds
A Book You Strongly recommend: the alchemist
Author Who has Affected You:Piers Anthony
The Magazine You Read Mostly: Maxim
Music You Prefer To Listen To Alone: jazz
Singer Or Band You like: Gin blossoms
Film You Would Watch over and over and…: The Wash
A Director You Admire:stanley kubrick
Favorite Actress: Maggie Q
Favorite Actor:Edison Chen, Robert De Niro
TV Show You Watch Regularly:Simpsons
An Artist You Highly Respect:Van Gogh
Favorite Work of Art:Starry Night
Favorite Piece of Clothing: T shirt
A Monument You’d Like to Have a View From Your Bedroom: Pyramids of egypt
Favorite Time of the Day:Late night
Favorite Place to Sit at Home:At my Chair
What Are You Most Likely to be Doing on a Sunday: reading/sleeping
Your Motto: Whats the use of fearing death when its as natural as breathing
Other Stuff
Your Pet: Dog (pepper= : dachshund)
You live in a:House
When you Sleep you wear: Shorts
Something on your night table:A book
If you had A safe, what would you put inside:
My money and my books
If you could afford it what would you buy right now: A private jet
You collect: Books , CD's and other shit=P
You have a lot of: Books
Strangest possession: severed head =)
Most expensive possession: Severed head
Your prized possession: Severed Head
If your house was burning and you had time to rescue three things they would be:
1.books
2.Dvd
3.cd collection
Morals
Worst thing that you have done to someone:....
People should not marry before this age:25
People should not have children before this age:27
The appropriate age for having sex:16 or 17
Your most recent lie:a few hours ago
When you are late and its your fault you:
(O) Tell a white lie () Tell the truth
A lie you tell yourself:Im not a bookworm =)
Something that you stolen that was not worth the risk: not really sure about this all ive stolen pretty much served me well =D
A person you have killed in your thoughts: 1/10 of the people whom ive met?!?!
One person you might kill if you thought the law would protect you: Saddam
One thing in the world youre addicted to:Chatting
A drug or alcoholic beverage you have taken on a regular basis: San Mig Lights
If there were no side effects you would enjoy being addicted to:
Everything =)
Drugs you have tried in the past: e, hashish, pot
A drug you would never try:anthing else
A drug you would never try again: e
You believe hitting a child is an appropriate form of punishment:
(O) yes () no
Have you ever been arrested: nope
What for:
Beliefs
Do you believe in God: yes
Describe God: First Cause
What religion were you raised with?: Christainity
Do you still practice:sometimes
Last time you were in a house of worship: last year
Death is: a natural part of life, so why be afraid.
How do you picture the end of the world:A big explosion which would destroy everything in a single heartbeat
God has spoken to you? =): nope
What did he say? =):
Do you feel most wars are started because of religions: yes
Does life exist on other planets: yes
Have they made contact with us: umm dont have any idea
Are you a decendant of Adam and Eve:yes
Do you belive in evolution:yes
Do you believe in astrology:
nope
Do you read your horoscope: yes
If yes, Why? : for fun, curiousity
Have you ever been treated by a psychotherapist: yes
If yes, Why? : my bad temper as a child =D
Do you believe in reincarnation: nope
If reincarnation exists, you would like to come back as a: wolf or a dolphin or a worm *shrugs*
Three’s
Your three best Qualities:
1. Intelligent
2.confident
3.trustworthy
Your three worst qualities:
1.Pride
2.Vanity
3.I will do anything as long as i get the results i want
Three words that others use to describe you:
1. Dependable
2.Trustworthy
3.Freak
Three traits you look for in a friend:
1.funny
2.intelligent
3.tough
Three qualities your ideal man or woman should posses:
1.intelligent conversationalist
2.beautiful
3.fun
Three qualities your ideal relationship shoud have:
1.Fun
2.commitment
3.Sex
Three people who you consider to be geniuses:
1.Shakespeare
2. Van Gogh
3. Einstein
Three best inventions ever:
1. The wheel
2. radio
3. Tv
Three favorite childhood toys or games:
1.Lego
2.Hide and seek
3. tag
Three things you would never do:
1. betray a friend
2. backstab a friend
3. Kill a friend
Three things you regret:
1. Ever since i had anne by my side i have lost all my regrets.
2.
3.
Wishes and desires
Your dream: About having a quiet life in the german countryside
Your Hope: That someday my dream will come true
If you had the talent and opportunity you would: start a band =)
Something you wish you could learn with a snap of your finger: learn all kinds of musical instruments
Something you wish to change about your life: id like to have a condo of my own
Something you wish to change about yourself:
i would like to be more ordered
Sexual fantasies you wish already have happened to you:Threesome(2 girls and me)
You wish you were
Born to a different race: () yes (O) no
Born to a different religion: () yes (O) no
Born as the opposite sex: () yes (O) no
Someones diary you would wish to read: hitler
Want to retire at this age:
65
How do you plan to spend the last years of your life: at a beach house at brazil
How about the last minutes of you life: =) Sex
For your last dinner, whom would you invite (dead or alive/ 5 only):
1. Mom
2.Dad
3.Machiavelli
4.Nietzsche
5. JFK
Last Meal: All you can eat buffet =D
Emotions
A moment you achieved absolute happiness: none
You have a great amount of guilt regarding:...
A song that makes you sentimental: anything by james taylor
It reminds you of: happier times
When you are happy, you need: nothing
When you are sad, you need: friends and family
When you are angry, you need: to punch something
When you are lonely, you need: to be alone
You would jump up and down and shout with joy if: Fernando poe Jr doesnt win the election for 2004
Last time you were very angry was when: me and my friend fought
Last time you cried: a few months back
Someone who made you genuinely happy: all my friends make me happy
Something that makes you happy: my dog
Write the colors that match the following emotions for you:
Fear: White Love:sky blue
Happiness:yellow Sadness:brown
Anger:red Guilt gold
Jealousy:green Loneliness: gray
Choices
Sunrise or sunset: sunset Open or close:open
Sweet or sour:sour Bath or Shower:shower
Sahara or Himalaya: sahara Square or circle:circle
Dolphin or eagle:eagle Fire or water:fire
Old or new:old lightning or thunder:lightning
Coke or pepsi: coke Ocean or forest: forest
Hot or cold: cold black or white: black
Day or night: night Yesterday or tomorrow:tomorrow
Red or blue: red Dogs or cats: dogs
Even or odd: odd Beatles or elvis: elvis
Woman or man:woman Sun or moon:sun
New York or Paris:paris Silver or Gold: silver
Fears
Things you fear:failure
Your greatest fear:failure
Greatest fear about marriage: failure
Put a circle before the answer you choose:
Pet a snake:
OI did I would I wont
Spend a week on an empty room:
OI did I would I wont
Kill an animal (fish birds and insects not included)
OI did I would I wont
Sing in front of a huge audience:
OI did I would I wont
Scuba dive:
OI did I would I wont
Sit in the front of a roller coaster:
OI did I would I wont
Deliver a baby:
I did I would OI wont
Swim across the amazon:
I did I would OI wont
Switch careers:
OI did I would I wont
Disappear for a long time:
OI did I would I wont
Walk through a forest alone:
OI did I would I wont
Join a space mission:
I did OI would I wont
Tell someone what you honestly think of him or her:
OI did I would I wont
Call of your wedding:
I did OI would I wont
Walk naked through a crowded city for ten minutes:
I did I would OI wont
Some other shit =P
Your name spelled backwards is:Odnumde
Write your first names and last names initials below:
Your first initial:E
Your last initial:F
Now quickly think of five word that begings with each initial:
First: Last:
1.Endure 1.fast
2.emotion 2.flight
3.elegant 3.flaw
4.emperor 4.flash
5.error 5.fuck
First time you discovered power!! : D i always had it, i just dont like to use it
Choose one existing book or move title that describes you the most:Rebel Without a Cause
Choose one existing book or move title that defines your life: The Sound and the Fury
Your hero: there are a lot Homer Simpson and Roland of Gilead
are one of them, real people: my grampa and great grandfather.
Last person you said I love you to: my niece
Write a question you would ask yourself, answer it too =) :
Why does the world exist: the world exist so i could be born in it
|
|
|
| |
| Things To Do When You Are Bored. |
| 03.31.04 (5:50 am) [edit] |
Has cable TV let you down once again? Heres a few suggestions for you.
Someone once wrote something to the effect that only boring people get bored. We here at Maxim find this statement not only, well, boring, but also patently untrue. Sure, the world is filled with interesting people to meet, great literature to read, fascinating places to visit, and challenging work to do, but that’s just not good enough, is it? The fact is, everyone finds themselves bored to death at some point in their lives: kings, rock stars, monster-truck drivers, pianny players at Old West theme parks, Oscar-winning actors, the guys who come up with new Slurpee flavors—even supermodels (and remember, they can look at themselves naked anytime they want).
The solution? Get a hobby.
Hahahahaha! Seriously, here’s what to do: Whenever ennui has you by the short ones, choose an activity from among the following, perform it immediately, and watch that world-weary little frown turn upside down!
In a crowded bar, casually observe the televised weather forecast. When they show the high- and low-pressure systems working their way across the country, start shaking, stand up, point to the screen, and shriek, “Run for your lives! There’s a giant H about to land on the city!” Flee the bar.
Invent an imaginary friend. Call her Heidi. Let nature take its course.
In the middle of the night, noisily bury a fully dressed mannequin in your backyard. Arrange lawn furniture on the fresh mound and sit down in it quickly when the police arrive.
Confide with weary resignation to a stranger, “My blessing, my curse, is an ability to see farts before others can hear or smell them.” Pause, then, eyes wide, focus on a nearby butt and shout, “Incoming!” Pull the startled stranger to the floor.
Attend an AA meeting. When you’re called on, say, “Well, I personally don’t have any trouble holding my booze. But the last time my car broke down, it took forever to get a tow truck! I mean, what are we paying dues for, if that’s the kind of service we get?”
On a busy street corner, set up a table on which is a heavy jar half full of change. Put up a sign that says if you need change, take some. if you can afford to help the homeless, give some. Make sure the mouth of the jar is slightly too small for a hand to fit into.
Put on a white smock and find a ruler and a clipboard. Go to a mall and spend the afternoon asking strangers to let you measure parts of them.
Learn the words to at least one hard-core gangsta rap song. Change the melody to that of an Irish folk ballad and sing it under your breath in a crowded elevator.
Print official-looking contracts that say: i, the undersigned, agree to sell my soul to the devil. Offer people $10 to sign them. If no one will sign an official-looking contract, present them with one in crayon.
Go down to the street and invite strangers over to your place to see your butter carvings of the Virgin Mary. Scream when you find a plate of melted butter on the stovetop. Begin weeping and softly begging the ceiling for forgiveness.
Call a library telephone reference service and beg them to help you figure out how many heads it would take to fill Yankee Stadium. When you’ve found someone game enough to do it, and they’ve done their laborious calculations, say, “Thank you. Now, that is in rabbit heads, isn’t it?”
Commit a crime, then go to the police station and volunteer to stand in criminal lineups. Even if your victim picks you out, you get off scot-free!
Starve your cat for three days. Put its bowl in the middle of the kitchen floor, and around it paint successively larger circles marked 5, 10, 15, and 25. See how far the hungry beast can push its little dish.
Go to a local school and say you need to see your son, John Smith. When they send in some confused child, explode at the school secretary, saying, “What have you monsters done with my son? When my lawyer gets through with you, I’ll own Brown Elementary School!” When someone tells you you’re in the wrong school, look confused, pretend to become a chicken, and flap out of the building, squawking.
Spend 10 minutes talking directly into a corner mailbox. Be sure people hear you apologizing profusely, promising to be good from now on, and calling the box “Babycakes.”
Get a Medic Alert bracelet that reads frequently requires oral-genital resuscitation. Then go to a hospital and pass out in front of a cute nurse.
Wear a cheese head constantly for an entire week. Whenever someone comes up and says, “Go, Packers!” look at him like you don’t know what the hell he’s talking about.
Get an expensive pearl-inlaid, two-piece pool cue and head down to the poolroom, dressed like a pimp. Act cocky and ridicule every shot made by the reigning champ. When he challenges you, say, “You’re on, asshole!” Spend the next 15 minutes perplexedly trying to figure out how to connect the two pieces, then make up a stupid excuse and run away.
Purchase a shopping cart full of groceries, and when the bagger asks, “Paper or plastic?” see how long you can hold up the line making up your mind. Then get flustered and try to carry the whole cartful in your arms.
Tail a stranger for two hours while discreetly talking into the flower on your lapel.
Go to a hospital. When a surgeon comes out of a successful transplant procedure, pour a big bucket of icy Gatorade over his head.
In the bathroom at work, utter loud, pain-racked screams that carry from your stall clear to your coworkers’ desks. Emerge from the john holding a large hen’s egg. Leave it sitting on your desk all day, then take it home and hard-boil it. Eat it in front of everyone the next day. Repeat until fired.
Wear an eye patch to a hit comedy movie. In the middle of a huge laugh, whip a large marble at the screen while shrieking, “My glass eye! Help! My glass eye popped out!” After they stop the movie and some do-gooder retrieves the marble for you, peer at it with your “one” eye and say, “That’s a marble, you idiot.”
Try to wear a suit of armor through a metal detector.
Fill an inflate-a-date with helium and release it at rush hour on a windy day. Chase it down the street, yelling, “Come back here, you tramp!”
Ask strangers if they have change for a nickel.
Show up at a DNA paternity testing service. (They’re listed in the yellow pages.) Insist on confidentiality; they’ll reassure you. Bring a blood sample from the family pet.
Get a video camera and microphone and chase a local TV news crew around. Interrupt on-the-scene shots by shouting questions like “Who’s your favorite Beatle?”
Go to the lost and found of your city’s mass transit system. Dig out and claim stuff like false teeth and artificial limbs. Proceed to a public swimming pool or fountain and toss them in.
Call National Acme Company. Ask if they have any products you could use to kill a roadrunner.
Fly around the world with one of those big foam rubber we’re #1! hands and have pictures taken of you using it to pick the noses of the Sphinx, Michelangelo’s David, Jefferson on Mount Rushmore, etc.
At an art museum, pretend to be blind (big dark glasses, long white cane) and fondle all the sculptures. Tilt your head quizzically whenever you touch marble genitalia, then give a cry of delighted surprise.
Train all the squirrels in the park to do your fiendish bidding.
Set a Slinky “walking” down an up escalator in any large department store.
Start signing all your checks and official documents with a shaky-looking X. See if it makes any difference at all.
Have bright green eyes tattooed on your eyelids.
Get one of those bobble-head dolls and construct a little neck brace for it.
Trace your hand with middle finger raised 15 times on a piece of cardboard and cut out the hands. Leave them lying all over your body while you tan at the beach. Remove them, wait 15 minutes, walk down the beach, look at yourself, and shout, “Oh, no…not again!”
See how many miles your car will go with the gas gauge on E. Then do it again, only this time remember to bring a gas can.
Drink a serving of Gainers Fuel 2,500 weight enhancer and a can of Ultra Slim-Fast and let them duke it out in your intestines.
Trim the moldy bottom edge of your shower curtain with a weedwacker.
Before your next party, squeeze little balls of toothpaste onto a silver dish; let them dry and tell guests they’re homemade after-dinner mints.
Wash out a gas can and punch a hole in it, then fill it with water and carry it down a busy lunch-hour sidewalk while smoking the biggest cigar you can find.
Rush yourself to the ER and explain to the night nurse you were resting on your leg for a long time and now it feels like pins and needles. Ask if they’ll have to amputate.
Go to a planetarium. Wait until the presentation is halfway through, stand up, and shout, “No! No! They’ve got it all wrong. That’s not how I did it at all!”
Learn how to play the opening bars of “Piano Man” on the harmonica. Play them over and over at your desk at work, as if struggling to get them just right.
Go to the local police station and tell the desk officer that a dog told you bad things were going to happen today and they should be prepared.
Rearrange the letters on the marquee outside an elementary school so they spell we eat children!
Vote for a pro wrestler for governor.
BE PREPARED
Boredom can strike anywhere, anytime. Here’s what to do.
On the bus: Before sitting down, place a newspaper on the seat. At least once a minute, stand up and turn a page. Sit down again.
In the mall: Stop by Victoria’s Secret and ask to see “something frilly, playful, girlish, you know? But something with the kind of access that allows for instant passion.” When the clerk finds you a real heartstopper, thank her and say, “Now, which way to your fitting rooms?”
On a tour of Pennsylvania Dutch country: Ask an Amish man for his autograph. If he refuses, say, “But aren’t you that guy from ZZ Top?” When he says no, say, “Never mind…there he is” and head for another Amish man.
At the zoo: Stand outside the polar bear enclosure and shout, “C’mon, Larry, enough’s enough! Take off that costume and come back to the office.”
During a church bingo evening: Shout “Pingo!” or “Dingo!” at an arbitrary point in each game. When the other players get mad, patiently explain that it’s really their mistake.
At the airport: When boarding the plane, confide to the captain that you’re a former air force pilot and it’s been years since you sat in a cockpit. If he lets you take the chair, make extremely loud, childish vroom-vroom noises until he throws you out.
While baby-sitting: Teach the little tyke to play chess, then beat him mercilessly over and over. Don’t forget to taunt.
At the bookstore: Write your name and phone number inside any books labeled erotica for women.
At Burger King: When you get up to the counter, ask for directions to another Burger King. Smile vacantly when they try to explain that all Burger Kings serve the same food. Then insist on those directions again.
In the bathroom: Shave your sideburns so they form quotation marks.
FUN WITH PHONES
For a good time, call the following—and keep calling.
Yeah, yeah, we know: The Telephone Is Not a Toy. On the other hand, it’s a damned easy way to amuse yourself when you’re too bored to get up off your ass, put on clothes that match, and find something useful to do. So get that index finger limbered up!
* Call an escort service and ask for two hours with the best girl; make it clear that if there’s time left over, you want her to spend it cleaning your bathroom. If they say their girls don’t do that, start a philosophical argument about why a girl who’d have sex for money would feel that scrubbing a toilet is beneath her.
* Call a tobacconist and say, “Hi. This is Prince Albert. Any calls for me while I was in the can?”
* Call an undertaker and ask, “Hypothetically, how long could a body buried in a basement go undetected before neighbors picked up the stink?”
* Call the Q-Tips 800 number and say that one of the cotton swab parts just came off in your ear. When they reply, keep shouting, “What? What?! What did you say?”
* Call a newspaper or magazine’s personal ad department and leave messages for women who say they’re looking for “generous” or “financially stable” men. Explain in a British accent that you are a wealthy investor with a slight heart condition and a private jet, and that you’re in search of a traveling companion. Leave the phone number of a local homeless shelter or mental hospital.
* Call your high school English teacher, now in her 70s, and confess that you’ve burned with desire for her since you were 15 and want to start a phone sex relationship. If she says no, say, “Well, would you know the number for Mr. Pyle, the wood shop teacher?”
* Call a crime hotline and tell the cops you saw your neighbor wearing a T-shirt that reads property of new york mets.
* Call a poison control center. Say you just ate a whole container of Tic Tacs and you feel “all minty” inside.
* Call the fencing coach at a major university. Ask what’s best for keeping your beagle in the yard.
* Call an addiction hotline and explain that you’re hooked on phonics.
|
|
|
| |
| Kissing. Who Can Ever Live Without It? |
| 03.30.04 (6:55 am) [edit] |
How did kisses come into being? When did us humans get lucky enough to know about kissing? There are a lot or reasons for a person to kiss someone. There is attraction, love, lust, affection, pleasure and a whole lot more. But the thing is why did the kiss become so popular? There are two sides as to how kissing started one is that it is a natural part of life, another one is that it is something cultural.
Well I am for the natural side myself. For me it’s a natural action. For one reason it’s very pleasurable. If there is a culture where kissing doesn’t exist I would truly feel sorry for the people there. There are many kinds of kisses. A peck to the cheek, a quick kiss on the lips and the full kiss with the use of tongues and a couple dozen more. For me a kiss will always be a natural thing. it is truly one of the best ways to show someone that you care and love them.
Life would be unatural if kissing ever goes out of style, though i doubt that this would ever happen. Kissing has already been too useful a tool for showing affection that to leave this custom behind would probably destroy our culture when it is gone. It is something that people would never be able to live without, Or at least something I could never live without. ;)
|
|
|
| |
|
| B | Best | | O | Orderly | | O | Omnipotent | | G | Gorgeous | | E | Explosive | | R | Refreshing | | S | Smart | | C | Cranky | | H | Huge | | N | Nifty | | O | Organic | | T | Talented |
Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com
|
